Saturday, October 18, 2008

How Jay Made Rob's Day

When Rob asked Jay if he would like to watch TV, Jay answered:

"Maybe Red Sox on."

The Joys of Boys at Play

Sunday, October 12, 2008

A Nighttime Conversation with Jay

As I was rocking Jay to sleep, he started to rub my chest, which led to this conversation:

Jay: Why you wear dis shirt?

Me: It's the shirt I put on this morning.

Jay: Oh.

Jay: What deez bumps?

Me: Boobies. Big girls have boobies.

Jay: Oh.

Jay (continuing to feel my chest): Hey, Yous got two! Yous bumpy.

Me (trying not to laugh hysterically): Yes.

Jay: Me no bumpy.

Me: No, boys don't get boobies.

Jay: Oh.

Jay: Daddy no bumpies?

Me: Nope. No bumpies.

Jay: Oh. Mommy's bumpy.

Then he starts to sing: Bumpies, bumpies, bumpies. Bumpy bumpies. Bumpy, bumpy, bumpy.


I hope he never has this conversation with a girlfriend!

A Monumental Night

Jay is sleeping in a toddler bed tonight.

Cole read his bedtime story to me (parts of Hop on Pop), and he's wearing his undies to bed instead of a pull-up.

Wow! What a night!