Jay: He's at work.
Me: Okay. Where is he working?
Jay: In... Africa.
Me: Did you put him someplace?
Jay: No. He had to go in the biggest airplane.
Me: Where will Puppy be when he comes home?
Jay: He has to stay for this many days (holds up five fingers).
Me: Well, it's fun to pretend Puppy's at work in Africa, isn't it? But I'd like to see him right now in real life. Do you know where he is in real life?
Jay (sounding slightly exasperated): Puppy's in Africa.
When Rob got home from work today, I told him about this conversation. He tried to question Jay about Puppy's whereabouts and got the same answers.
If you happen to go to work in Africa, please tell Puppy to come home!